I love Cheetos. Wikipedia defines Cheetos as “a crunchy, cheese-flavored snack made from extruded cornmeal.” I define them as crunchy, orange bliss. Some people think Cheese Puffs are the same thing, but don’t be fooled, they are not. Accept no substitutes. True Cheetos are manufactured by the Frito Lay Company.
Saddam Hussein reportedly liked Cheetos although he apparently liked the puffy variety, so I’m not sure if he counts. Britney Spears, Ellen DeGeneres and even Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson’s character in The Shining) are Cheetos fans.
Here is an article about the (alleged) world’s largest Cheeto ever found. About the size of a small lemon and weighing in at about a half an ounce, it is hypothesized that eating this Cheeto would likely cause instant death by shorting out the pleasure centers of the brain in less than a nanosecond.
So, celebrate with me all you Cheetos fans! Would life even be worth living without them?